Everybody needs good….

Dear Mr Next Door,

You watched me brush the cobwebs off the garden seats.

You watched bring out the paper and a cafetière of coffee.

You watched me bring out comfy cushions and the radio.

You watched as Le Homme and I settled down to enjoy a morning in our lovely garden.

And then you decided that you MUST mow your lawn RIGHT NOW. And cover us in grass cuttings.

Thanks for that. I notice you’re setting up your barbecue. And that our own lawn could do with a trim. Enjoy.

Yours sneezily,



One response to “Everybody needs good….

  1. What a jerk. Good for you for mowing your lawn! Ha!

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